Friday not Free-day
Guru : Hari ini kita belajar Antonim, yaitu lawan kata. Contohnya: Kuat lawannya lemah.Sudah mengerti semua, anak-anak? Ok, sekarang kita praktek, Kalau ibu sebutkan katakalian jawab lawan katanya yah..
Murid : Ya buuuu!.
Guru : Siang.
Murid : Malam.
Guru : Panjang
Murid : Pendek
Guru : Gelap
Murid : Terang
Guru : Halus
Murid : Kasar
Guru : Berjaya
Murid : Menang
Guru : Salah!!!
Murid : Benar
Guru : Bukan itu..!!
Murid : Iya ini
Guru : Kalian bodoh!!!!
Murid : Kami pintar
Guru : Diaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamm!!!! (geram)
Murid : Ribut
Guru : Mati aku *&#*$&#*?? (panik)
Murid : Hidup kamu
Guru : Besok kalian saya hukum
Murid : Kemaren kami tidak dihukum
Guru : (Pingsan)
Murid : (Bingung mau mencari lawan pingsan)
source : wakakapedia.com
Enemy at the Gates ==> Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
Die Another Day ==> Modare Ojo Saiki
Die Hard ==> Matine Angel
Die Hard II ==> Matine Angel Tenan
Die Hard III With A Vengeance ==> Kowe Kok Ra Mati-Mati To?
Die Hard IV (Die) ==> Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan
Bad Boys ==> Bocah-Bocah Elek
Catwoman ==> Kucing Wedok
Man of Fire ==> Wong Lanang sumuk
No Way Back ==> Ora Iso Mulih (kesasar po?)
Just Married ==> Mantenan
Red Eye ==> Matane Abang (beleken)
Casino Royale ==> Togel Akeh Duite
Harry Potter ==> Harry Dodol
Lost in Space ==> Ilang Neng Awang-awang
X-Men ==> Wong Lanang Saru
X-Men 2 ==> Wong Lanang Saru Tenan
Cheaper by the Dozen ==> Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
Paycheck ==> Kas Bon
Independence Day ==> Pitulasan
There is Something About Marry ==> Meri Ono Apa-Apane
Silence of the Lamb ==> Wedhuse Mutung
All The Pretty Horses ==> Jarane Ayu-Ayu
Planet of the Apes ==> Planete Wong Apes
Gone in Sixty Second ==> Minggat Sakcepete
Original Sin ==> Dosa Tenanan
The Abyss ==> Entek-Entekan
Deja Vu ==> Pangling
Seabiscuit ==> Klethikan Neng Laut
Terminator ==> Terminal Montor
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days ==> Piye Carane Megat Lanangan Mung 10
Lord Of The Ring ==> Pedagang Akik
Deep Impact ==> Ngantem Njero
Million Dollar Baby ==> Babi Regone Sayuto
Blackhawk Down ==> Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
Saving Private Ryan ==> Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan ( penjagal dari Jombang, hiii….? )
Gone With The Wind ==> Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine
Superman ==> Gatot Koco
Discaimer : Yang ga ngerti tulisan di atas silahkan menghubungi yang punya blog (sekalian promosi les Bhs.Jawa..hahaha).
source : wakakapedia (ensiklopedia bebas Indonesia).